It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via hiddlestonhateblog)
Source: homosaurus-rex
- Battleferrets: laskdkasdlajsd omg I just made a dumb
- Battleferrets: Texted my mom to let her know they're down to one jug of milk
- Battleferrets: And she says "Well you better get a cow then"
- Battleferrets: AND THEN I ASKED HER WHEN SHE WAS GOING TO BE HOME
- Battleferrets: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIOUS OBVIOUSLY
- Noreen: OH MY GOD
- Noreen: HAHAHAHA
- Noreen: BATTLE
- Noreen: HORRID
- Battleferrets: TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL
- Noreen: LAUGHING SO HARD
- Battleferrets: Sent a text immediately after I realized how that sounded going OH SHIT WAIT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
- Siaorie: dang skype wtf lag
- Noreen: FFFFFFFFFFF
- Battleferrets: Thank god my mother has a sense of humor omg
- Psychasthenic: haha
- Psychasthenic: that's actually kind of cute
Source: battleferrets
Hores should be free
Hores should not be tamed. Hores should be kept wild and free. If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.
Source: shitmystudentswrite
Source: thisiscolossal.com
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